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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Great, Now I Have to Hate Coldplay

If you'd be so kind as to look at this page, the third story down, you'll notice the apparently brain-damaged Gwyneth Paltrow and her ghostcapades. She got Madonna (that bastion of clear-thinking) to recommend a kabbalah rabbi to do an exorcism in her and husband Chris Martin's giant castle. Seriously, for the low low price of $2000 Canadian dollars, I'll run around naked in her castle, yelling profanities in Klingon, and finally squeezing my left ball making me hit a note so high that Mariah Carey will kill herself in envy. I promise that will make the "ghosts" go away.

Man, does money and success make you retarded? Should I expect the CD cover of the next Coldplay release to show a picture of a helmet? I wonder how much the 'tard couple paid to get the "bad energy" out of their massive home? Do you think that the supposed paranormal visitors could really just be the fact that two people live in a five-bedroom abode and every creak of the floor is interpreted by the gullible and afterlife-believing Gwyneth as dead visitors bent on messing with her second pregnancy? Perhaps your second pregnancy is difficult because you weigh 6 pounds. Just a guess....

In a just world, you two would not be allowed to procreate ever again.

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