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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

More Dumbass Religious Crap

Today I read an article article in the paper where an Islamic cleric, a former Dean from the faculty of Sharia law at Al-Azhar University in Cairo named Rashad Hassan Khalil, issued a fatwa which said, “…being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage.”

Of course, there is debate in the Islamic world about this view. Some other religious people dismiss the fatwa and one went so far as to say, “(N)othing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy.” Yeah, gotta stay away from that ass. That’s where you can catch Gay. Not too many Islamic folks want to suffer from a scathing case of the Gay.

So if Mr. Khalil’s fatwa is to be obeyed, Egypt’s Muslims could be a nation of Glory Hole sex adherents. No nakedness whatsoever, dammit. Use a blanket to shield your body from your wife/husband when you have sex. This law, quite frankly, is the one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.

The Koran also says if you have touched a woman and are now “dirty”, go rub your hands in some “clean dirt” and you’re good. (Sura 4:43) Touching a woman makes you dirty? Who the fuck came up with that? Could this religion be more backward?

Don’t think I’m just razzing on Islam for being retarded. Hell, the Damn Bible can’t answer the basic damn question of where Cain’s wife came from. Some say that he married his sister after Adam had more kids with Eve during his last 130 years of life. That means that cavemen who died routinely before they were thirty had people before them who lived more than four times as long? And that means that everyone on Earth is related by blood. Everyone. The gay folks you hate so much, the Jewish, Islamic, Hindu, and Animists are all your cousins, 44 times removed? Please.

Mormonism is so stupid that it doesn’t ever warrant a mention. “Seeing stones” and “gold tablets” buried in America; as I once heard Joe Rogan say, “an eight year old retarded kid could poke holes in that story.” South Park did a nice job of skewering the history of this “religion” so check that out if you feel the urge.

They’re all silly to the point of being embarrassing. Show me something, anything, to back up your “word of god” and maybe I’ll take you more seriously. Until then, suck it.

1 Barbaric Yawps:

At 19/10/11 3:08 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All religion is crap.

Best religion is religion of BATMAN, SPIDERMAN AND SUPERMAN

 

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