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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

101 Dalmations, 102 Pedophile Priests...

Well set the defibrillator to 200 and keep the confetti in your pocket because I'm going to die of not-surprise. A recent article in USA Today says that 102 Irish priests are suspected of abusing 350 children since 1940.

Ok, let's address the obvious issue. There are 2800 priests that have worked in the Dublin thingy over the past 66 years and most of them were just a little douchy - probably actually doing some good while unintentionally misguiding many non-molested children. Great.

So what about those 102 fucknuggets who actually touched kids inappropriately? Well, in my correct opinion, we should have to prove the abuse, then they'd be punched in the face by Chuck Norris, then their limp bodies would be thrown into the jackel compound in the Dublin Zoo. Just my two-cents.

I get really tired of the church just announcing shit like this. How many kids have to give a confessional blowjob before people start realizing that this is not a healthy way for people to live? At the very least, let the priests have relationships with women. Then they can get drunk on "holy wine" and get arrested for domestic abuse like proper social misfits.

1 Barbaric Yawps:

At 9/3/06 11:40 pm, Blogger Stardust1954 said...

This is another mass atrocity committed by the christian church to add to the list along with the Crusades, Inquisition, Witch trials, child molestation by priests...and a host of other horrible things.

 

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