Paper Roses, Skanky Daughters
Oh myspace...why do you tempt them so? Children are talking about having sex on the computer. SEX! Who would have thought of that? Well, apparently not Marie Osmond, whose daughters were found to be quite frisky, shall we say? Yes, we shall.
Osmand's 18 year old adopted daughter Jessica, "claims she is a bi-sexual who craves sex 'as many times as possible,'" while her 16-year-old sister Rachael, "describes herself as a 'slut' and a 'whore' in correspondence and opened up about her dreams of having sex with David Bowie".
I'm curious as to how big Marie Osmond's house is and exactly how many people live there. I mean, if there's only four of them (I'm assuming Marie, Jessica, Rachael, and some sort of father figure), do they have one of those big mansions that rich child-stars think they need? My point is, where is the computer (are the computers?) in the house in relation to where the parents are? Rich parents fold when snotty kids say shit like, "Mom, I need a computer in my room!"
Said Marie, "...no matter how protective we think we may have been with our children in the past, we need to become more knowledgeable and even more vigilant". Well, if "more knowledgeable" means, "get off your ass and check out what the fuck your kids are up to every six months or so", I agree. Fabulous parenting.
Is it just me who thinks it's hilarious that Marie Osmond's kids are describing themselves as whores and sluts and bi-sexual nymphos? Oh, that made my Thursday!