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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Holy Fucknuggets

Holy Fuck

This silliness is courtesy of the World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church in Memphis. You can read about it here if you want to get that feeling - you know, the one where you just want to get a ball-peen hammer and smash it into your forehead about 4 times. Until you pass out from the pain or your skull caves in. In case you were wondering, yeah, that's a replica of the Statue of Liberty, only she's holding a copy of the Ten Commandments, she has "Jehovah" carved into her crown, and she's holding a giant goddamn cross instead of a torch. Oh, and there's a single tear running down her cheek (probably because making her look like that is the same as putting an American flag up an elephant's asshole and then wrapping it around Wayne Newton's face and asking him to sing America the Beautiful) "because of America's growing godlessness".

What a bunch of fuckholes. They actually say in the article that, "...Christianity should be the guiding ethos of the nation." Yeah. What do you want to bet they don't even know about the "stone people who blaspheme" part (Lev. 24:16)? Or the "kill people who try to talk some fuckin' sense into your head and get you out of the cult" part (Deut. 13 up to about verse 11)?

Religion is horrible.

2 Barbaric Yawps:

At 6/7/06 2:58 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets not forget the whole "thou shalt not seethe a kid in it's mother's milk" thing. Imagine if that were guiding the ethos of the nation!

 
At 6/7/06 7:47 pm, Blogger Stardust1954 said...

Fundies protest about the burning of our flag, yet they blow millions of dollars to desecrate the symbol of freedom, liberty and justice for ALL. Typically hypocritical! That money could have gone to much better purposes, but they would rather waste it away on religious IDOLATRY. (I thought there was a commandment about that.)

It's the same as these "Six Flags Over Jeebus" type churches that are fantasy lands for the fundie freaks. Crystal cathedrals, and mega churches for the members of the "gawd clubs". If there was a heaven and a hell, these people might be shocked to find out where they would end up.

 

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