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Monday, February 19, 2007

Guess I Know "The Secret"

I just won almost $900 in a radio contest.

Hm. I guess that means the "Universe" rewards evil, hate-filled, heathenous, atheist bastards after all.

Problem solved.

5 Barbaric Yawps:

At 19/2/07 11:55 pm, Anonymous Melissa said...

Hee! That is awesome. =)

 
At 20/2/07 10:19 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

I have a Christian friend who won a set of skiing equipment over the radio. More proof of God.

I've never won squat in a luck-based contest. Even more proof.

 
At 20/2/07 10:21 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

Whoops, I was reading too fast, I thought you "almost won $900" rather than "won almost $900". Big difference. Congrats there.

Remember that God works in mysterious ways and good things happen to bad people etc. ;-)

 
At 20/2/07 10:25 am, Blogger Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

Congo Ratz!

I won a tv once. God must not hate me as much as "i hate him"

/snark

 
At 22/2/07 6:17 am, Blogger chooseDoubt said...

I won a trip to Sri Lanka for Xmas 2004. Was going to take my kids to show them the fantastic beaches (and other things) but something came up and we didn't go. Now that's lucky, although it didn't feel that way until I checked the news on December 26th.

 

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