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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Not Rich, But Certainly Strange - Jesus on a Baking Sheet

Seemingly, the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock is doing well and showing up on baking sheets after red-peppers were cooked on them.
Hitchcock profile
Just kidding! Aaron Frazer thinks it's Jesus! Too bad they weren't habanero peppers - That's a spicy Saviour!

Yeah, another fella thinks the 'savior of all mankind' showed up on his fucking baking equipment as a non-descript smudge that took him a while to figure out. His proof? He found a $10 bill on the ground the same day the 'image' showed up. Great science at its best.

Of course he's selling it on eBay. Wouldn't think of saving a cherished relic of the Son of God, right? Get some cashish for it! I hope this guy is just fucking with people and trying to see what sort of weirdo will separate him/herself from their hard-earned money to get their hands on a goddamn baking sheet with a red-pepper stain on it.

Our species is screwed.

5 Barbaric Yawps:

At 13/3/07 8:44 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

That's the most pathetic Jesus on a baking sheet ever. Took me for ever to find what he was looking at. I will also note that his baking sheet is a lot cleaner than anything I've got.

At 13/3/07 9:03 am, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

Yeah, minus the Jesus juice (although not of the Michael Jackson variety).

At 13/3/07 3:42 pm, Blogger Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

You know I worked in kitchens for a long time and I kind of get the feeling that this guy doesn't believe this but probably thinks he can scams some actual believer out of some cash. The "Praise the Lord" at the end seems like somethign sarcastic i would say.... BUT I could be wrong.

At 13/3/07 4:35 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

I'm pretty sure he doesn't believe it. A real believer wouldn't want to sell it, unless he's a televangelist or has aspirations to be one. Then selling out is par for the course.

At 13/3/07 8:44 pm, Anonymous JohnnyPotamus said...

Yeah, I'm not seeing Jesus, but Hitchcock's clear as a wet t-shirt.


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