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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Wednesday Addams Seen in Wallpaper!

A woman whose house burned down recently said that she was so thankful that Wednesday Addams made an appearance.
Wednesday Addams
No, seriously, she said it was Jebus. She also said that it was great that Jebus "saved" her old rosary and a statue of the "virgin" Mary. Wow, I'm sure she'd rather have those than, say, a place to live. You'd think the son of the Creator of the Universe might want to save her whole fucking house.

Christians are retarded.

5 Barbaric Yawps:

At 7/3/07 11:05 pm, Blogger Shishberg said...

'"I thought it was a sign that no matter how bad it is I'm going to get through this," says Christine.'

Anyone else wondering whether it was a sign that Jesus was pissed off and wanted to burn her house down? That's more consistent with the bible I remember.

At 8/3/07 7:43 am, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

Yeah, a better quote would have been:

"While standing in the burnt ruins of her former home, she saw Jesus and thought, 'Fuck, I musta did somethin' bad...'"

At 8/3/07 8:16 am, Blogger Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

Jesus obviously hated her carpeting. She should have gone with wood floors.

At 8/3/07 9:43 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why christians can't see this. I know a woman who fell in the river and broke her back and nearly drowned, but someone jumped in to stabilize her until the ambulance could get there and rush her to the hospital. Did she credit the strangers who helped her, the doctors who worked on her, the family who supported her rehab - no, it was all about Jesus. Thanked him for looking after her and protecting her (WTF?!?) I tell you, if that's what happens when Jesus is looking after you, I'd start looking after myself. Dude's not a very reliable babysitter.

And hey, if Jesus really could keep people safe, and Jesus loves the little children, then WHY do we even need babysitters? Just askin'...

At 9/3/07 7:55 am, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

That's one of the best points I've ever heard made, Anon. Why *do* we even need babysitters if Jebus is such a great guy?


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