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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Am I...Psychic?

Here's my fight predictions for the Ultimate Fighting Championship bouts tonight. I shall report tomorrow on the outcome and perhaps I will apply for the James Randi Million Dollar prize.

Mirko "Cro-Cop" Filipovic will defeat Gabriel Gonzaga by TKO in round 2.

Lyoto Machida will submit David Heath by armbar in round 1. Someone will stub their toe.

Elvis Sinosic will submit Michael Bisping in round 2 via a choke.

Andrei Arlovski will KO Fabricio Wendrum in round 1. He will show his fang mouthpiece and then someone will spit on him from the crowd, provoking an angry response from his entourage. Cool head will prevail.

Assuerio Silva will defeat Cheik Kongo via ground and pound in round 1.

Matt Grice will defeat Terry Etim

David Lee will defeat Junior Assuncao

Victor Valimaki will defeat Alessio Sakura

Jess Liaudin will defeat Dennis Siver

and Edilberto Crocota will beat the living bejebus out of Paul Taylor.

Check back tomorrow to see what happens with my psychic predictions. I know you are all on the edge of your seats.

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