Sherri Shepherd is a Retard
Most of you would, at this point, be asking "Who the hell is Sherri Shepherd?" Those of you posing that particular question are now 12 times cooler in my books.
She is the new hostess of The View and in this unbelieveable clip she says that she has never thought about whether or not the fucking Earth is flat or round and doesn't know the answer. She might look it up if/when her son asks her. This was stated after she flatly said that she, "...didn't believe in evolution, period," thus outing her as a complete and total box of carrot peelings with respect to intelligence.
How the fuck do people like this get on television to give their opinions on anything? How are people like this allowed to vote? She must have someone come to her house and dress her every morning - I mean, you can't be that out of touch with reality and still be socially functional.
She doesn't believe in evolution. I'd like her to explain what she thinks evolution actually is first; that'd be worth a chuckle. Fuck me...I bet there's a picture of her brain on a goddamn milk carton somewhere. Oh, and just to show what sort of mentality we're dealing with, here's a paragraph from her site that's completely contratictory
Your Prayers Worked!!!Yeah, it was God. Not the 7000 emails and calls from your fans. God did it. And God made zebras, too. And artichokes and llamas and jellybeans. It's all God.
I just want to give a heartfelt thank you to all of my fans who tirelessly emailed and wrote Barbara Walters, Bill Geddie and the ABC executives on my behalf. To think that you all took time out of your busy lives, leaves me speechless.
To those of you who prayed... let me tell you ... PRAYERS WORK! Because it is a miracle of God that I am now a co-host on The View.
Holy testicle pete, religious people get on my nerves.
(ed. update: Thanks to PZ for the link love)
(ed.update #2: Yes, thanks also to Phil. He is far from chopped liver...more of a delicious steak. With mushrooms. Perhaps even a nice chianti *insert creepy Hannibal Lecter sucky noise*)