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Monday, September 03, 2007

Stages of the 'Stache - Frightening for the Kids

Went to a moustache party over the weekend. All the fellas grew horrible moustaches and trimmed them to varying degrees of disgust over the days. What follows below is a chronology of the goings-on on my face. Watch it if you dare.

The Dirty Pork-Chop Handlebar.
Dirty Handlebar
The Classic Handlebar - Looking shockingly like one of the Trailer Park Boys (little joke for the Canadians in the house).
Full Handlebar
The full '70s porn 'stache. Enjoy it. Revel in it.
The Full '70s Porn Stache
The Frenchie - horrendous, to be sure.
The Frenchie
And finally, cleanly shorn once again.
Clean-shorn
I don't recommend this to anyone under the age of 18 as it can get stressful and there's no possible way to win an argument. At all. Ever. That said, enjoy back to school, y'all.

6 Barbaric Yawps:

At 3/9/07 11:18 pm, Blogger Paul said...

You wear facial hair well. I couldn't grow a moustache to save my life.

 
At 4/9/07 10:11 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

I can grow a mustache and I can grow a beard. It's the little vertical connecting parts (that you've mastered so admirably in photos 1 and 2) that I just cannot do.

Tis a shame: my dad's side of the family can grow fantastic chops that would put a wookiee to shame, but I've also inherited facial hair genes from my mom's smooth as a baby's bottom side of the family.

If you hated the Frenchie so much, you could have gone the way of the Hitler instead.

Oh, and re: photo 3, I will revel in it.

 
At 4/9/07 10:12 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

And might I add that you should count yourself lucky that you don't look like Bubbles.

 
At 5/9/07 8:04 am, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

True, Bubbles would certainly be a step down. Oh, and it was a choice to go with the Frenchie over the Hitler. Next time it'll go the other way, for sure.

Enjoy the reveling.

 
At 5/9/07 4:40 pm, Anonymous Nick said...

Mike,

live from Nebraska, but I still find a way to watch the show.
You totally did look like Julian, but I think you should try Ricky's Sideburns too.

"Man, that's fucking good pepperoni."

 
At 6/9/07 10:48 am, Blogger Rev. BigDumbChimp said...

so many levels of yikes

 

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