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Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Goal is to Not Die

I'm heading out tomorrow morning to go ice fishing for the weekend with a bunch of guys. Ideally I won't fall through the ice and die, but regardless I shant be posting from a hut in the middle of frozen Lake Nipissing. Hopefully I'll have some cool pictures of giant Northern Pike to show upon my return, but I'll be happy with being able to just...well...not die.

Have a good one.

(update: Ice fishing was canceled because there was not enough ice. Sucky, but it's good to not die. Expect some posts and potentially a podcast this weekend.)

17 Barbaric Yawps:

At 10/1/08 4:10 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

Have fun. Does your family accept tombstone donations?

Seriously though, after the warm spell we had, is the ice thick enough (or did they not get the warm spell up there?)

 
At 10/1/08 5:18 pm, Blogger Maggie Rosethorn said...

Have a lot of fun. Northern pike...yummy...but they are BIG suckers with lots of nasty teeth as I recall. Keep warm and enjoy.

 
At 10/1/08 8:13 pm, Blogger Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Have fun freezin' your ass off buddy

 
At 13/1/08 5:25 am, Blogger MICKY said...

My Dear Michael,
Four Fishermen Called as Disciples:

18 And Jesus, walking by the Sea of Galilee, saw two brothers, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea; for they were fishermen.

19 Then He said to them, “Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.”

20 They immediately left their nets and followed Him.

21 Going on from there, He saw two other brothers, James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother, in the boat with Zebedee their father, mending their nets. He called them,

22 and immediately they left the boat and their father, and followed Him. - Matthew 4:18-22.

Do you love me, Mike?

I, MICKY, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD.

 
At 13/1/08 5:38 am, Blogger MICKY said...

Greetings Mike,
Call of Simon and others.

When Christ began to preach, he began to gather disciples, who should be hearers, and afterwards preachers of his doctrine, who should be witnesses of his miracles, and afterwards testify concerning them.

He went not to Herod's court, not to Jerusalem, among the chief priests and the elders, but to the sea of Galilee, among the fishermen.

The same power which called Peter and Andrew, could have wrought upon Annas and Caiaphas, for with God nothing is impossible. But Christ chooses the foolish things of the world to confound the wise.

Diligence in an honest calling is pleasing to Christ, and it is no hinderance to a holy life. Idle people are more open to the temptations of Satan than to the calls of God.

It is a happy and hopeful thing to see children careful of their parents, and dutiful. When Christ comes, it is good to be found doing. Am I in Christ? is a very needful question to ask ourselves; and, next to that, Am I in my calling? They had followed Christ before, as common disciples, Joh 1:37; now they must leave their calling.

Those who would follow Christ aright, must, at his command, leave all things to follow him, must be ready to part with them. This instance of the power of the Lord Jesus encourages us to depend upon his grace. He speaks, and it is done. (Mt 4:23-25)

How do you feel, Michael? Are you still RAGING over your fear, pain & shame?

I love you, Mike?

I, MICKY, AM THE LORD'S LIGHT & SALVATION FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

 
At 13/1/08 11:15 am, Anonymous Maakuz said...

Grats Mike!!! Your blog just reached a cornerstone I think. Having christians come and preach is one way to define a serious atheist blog!

 
At 13/1/08 12:57 pm, Blogger MICKY said...

Dear Mike,
An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path.

He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again & the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with it's left paw and raising its right paw to strike him...he yelled out, "OH MY GOD!"

Time stopped...

The bear froze...

The forest was silent... Even the river stopped moving.

As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around,
GOD SPOKE:

"YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? "AM I TO COUNT YOU NOW AS A BELIEVER?"

Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"

"VERY WELL," said GOD.
The light went out...

The river ran...

The sounds of the forest resumed...

And the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive,
Amen."

I, MICKY, AM THE LORD'S LIGHT & SALVATION FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

 
At 13/1/08 1:07 pm, Blogger MICKY said...

Dear Mike.
Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before
St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom,
they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde
said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give
thanks and eat turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished
her to Hell.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth
and exchange gifts.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her
to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter
said, “So, tell me.” She said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that
coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having
Passover feast with his disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and
the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and
eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very
large boulder … ” St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.” Then the
blonde continued, “Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder
and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks
of hockey.”

St. Peter fainted.

I, MICKY, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD.

 
At 13/1/08 6:41 pm, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

Jokes, Micky? Seriously? Man, you Christians are getting more and more desperate as time goes on.

@ Maakuz: I know, my very own crazy fundie! How great is that?!

 
At 13/1/08 6:48 pm, Blogger Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Micky, Micky, Micky

If only you had half a brain to realize what a pile of contradictory shit you quote from.

Why, why do these christian's delight in willful ignorance?

 
At 14/1/08 1:46 am, Blogger MICKY said...

Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Micky, Micky, Micky

If only you had half a brain to realize what a pile of contradictory shit you quote from.

Why, why do these christian's delight in willful ignorance?

Micky Said:
Greetings Sean,
I felt some pain when I read your comments. I imagine you were RAGING over your fear, pain & shame. You are a RAGE-A-HOLIC & CONTROL FREAK - you have a conscious fear of intimacy & an unconscious fear of abandonment.

As a child, Sean, were you sexually abused? I suggest you see a good therapist who can help you RECOVER the "Little Boy" who you abandoned many years ago.

That "Little Boy", Sean, is GOD!

The only other alternative for you, Shawnee, is for you to enter, Hell?
www.djhell.de/ - 6k

PS: Before you see a therapist, Shawnee, I want you to get down on your knees & ask JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD, to forgive you for the above DIATRIBE (sins)!

I love you, Sean! Do you love me? How do you feel, Shawnee?


I, MICKY, AM THE HOLY ONE OF GOD.

 
At 14/1/08 2:25 am, Blogger Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Micky,

Thankyou for saving me. I see it now.

No I was not abused as a child, but you apparently were, so while I am saddened at the pain you suffer - it does not give you the right to spread your message or act like a complete twat.

As to your Psychoanalysis, I think there maybe some transference. Me a control freak, hardly.

As to ask for Jesus to forgive my sins, well Jesus can go and fuck himself for all i care, or perhaps he'd enjoy a menage tois with Santa and the Easter bunny or some other imaginary figures.

How do I feel? A bit bloated had something off for lunch, or maybe its just you giving me the shits.

Sounds like you still need some therapy.

 
At 14/1/08 9:38 am, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

You know, Micky, it'd be much more convincing to people if you didn't just cut and paste the same stuff over and over again. You're like the Sylvia Browne of trolls - you don't put any effort into it, so why should we give you the time of day?

"Rageaholic...sexually abused as a child...fear..." blah blah blah. Say something original, will ya?

 
At 14/1/08 12:49 pm, Blogger MICKY said...

BigHeathenMike said...
You know, Micky, it'd be much more convincing...

Micky Said:
Dear Mike,
What is, IT?

BigHeathenMike said...
Say something original, will ya?

Micky Said:
"Something original!"

I, MICKY, AM A GIFT TO ALL PEOPLE.

 
At 14/1/08 2:32 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

Micky, micky, bo-bicky,
Banana-fana fo-ficky,
Fee-fi-mo-icky.
Micky!

Mike, if it makes you feel better, he visited my place too, but has spent a great deal more time on yours.

 
At 15/1/08 5:21 am, Blogger MICKY said...

THE THREE STOOGES:
Dear King Aardvark, Mike & Shawnee,
You’re just too much! I've never laughed so much in all my life. You remind me of the THREE STOOGES! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! How do you feel, Mike, Stooge No 1? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA

And what about you, "Little Terrified Shawnee (STOOGE NO 2)? Are you still RAGING? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

And last but not least, The King (STOOGE NO 3), who has a “stutter”? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! You’re too much.... HA1 HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Please enter, HELL! www.djhell.de/ - 6k
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! You’re just too much! The Three Stooges!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA

Do you love me?

I, MICKY, AM THE LORD’S LIGHT & SALVATION FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

 
At 15/1/08 9:16 am, Blogger BigHeathenMike said...

Wow.

You're really fucking insane. I was messing with you earlier, but now I think you actually need psychological help.

Seriously, make an appointment for an assessment, Mick.

 

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