The Skeptic's Circle - Every One Of You Is Expelled!
(For this week's Circle, guest host and cdesign proponentist Ben Stein will introduce the entries. Enjoy.)
Hello. I'm Ben Stein. You may remember me from the movie I was in back in 1986...
...or perhaps from my game show.
I'm moderating today to keep you all honest and to ensure you take into account all possible explanations during this close-minded little Darwinist hate-fest.
I agreed to all this to raise awareness for my new movie, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, which you also may have heard of due to the fact that your fundamentalist leader, PZ Myers, was ejected from a screening because he crashed the gate and was wildly brandishing a pistol. Here's an unfinished trailer from my movie to show you what he missed. Ok, roll it:
That was it, right? Ok.
Oh, and to avoid confusion, Richard Dawkins was let in because he's a gentleman and came all the way from England just to see my movie. God bless Richard Dawkins, even though he's a Darwinist Hitler-maker.
Ok, so to start off, we have a person called the "Skepbitch", which I don't approve of at all. Don't these atheist Darwinists do anything other than swear? Well, her post about the Jesus Hitler is pretty far from recognizing the reality that God is her creator. She does get right to the point though when she admits that, "Atheists are not religious. Therefore, Atheists are bad". Maybe she'll get in to the scientific community of Heaven after all.
Keeping with the Hitler theme you all love so much, a person supposedly named "Skeptico" has a submission about best buddies Hitler and Darwin. What a shock. Even though he is, by all appearances, a close-minded, hopeless, believing-in-nothing, atheist, Mr. "Skeptico" at least has the heart to admit:
I’m happy...that...There are (at least) three...valid argument(s) against evolution...by...creationist(s).Well, sir, there are far more than three, but you are on the right track.
Next is a woman named Greta Christina, whose last name I really like. She has a post about skepticism - which is always code for Darwinism - and medicine. You can find out all you need to know about her and her blog by this quote I pulled:
(I)n my opinion...Periodically...make...healthy...vigorous...love of (meaning "to")...Loki (a pagan Darwinist-type god).I think my case against Ms. Christina rests. Read her post at your own mental risk.
A site called "Evolved and Rational", which is a contradiction of terms since no one evolved and rationality only comes from God, gives you two posts, one about the impossibility of Darwinism and another about Jesus' loving sacrifice on on the cross. I skimmed the first one and liked the letter; the second one has an obvious religious tone so I know it will be great. I like this guy.
"Andrea" is next, if that is her real name. Her writing talks about new "logical fallacies". This post is fine as long as you realize that there are things that we will never ever understand and that we should base our beliefs on the thinking of the smartest and brightest in the theological community, ignoring the Darwinist tripe. We need to know that God exists because if he didn't, life would just be meaningless. Atheist Fundamentalists are just so dogmatic and full of hate....
Next is this person called "Bug Girl" who talks about having Sea Monkeys in your Pants. If ever there were evidence for atheists being freaky future hell-dwellers, it's in this writing. Goodness, isn't basking in God's infinite love enough for you heathens? Sex with animals...you're worse than homosexuals.
Speaking of infinity, some "Akusai" person at a site called "Action Skeptics" (again, no subtlety about being a Darwinist) writes about just that concept. I do, however, enjoy the frankness of Mr. Akusai when he admits that we came from monkeys:
...our monkey-brains can hardly deal with billions and trillions much less infinity.Well if we came from monkeys, sir, why do we still have monkeys? Hahaha...silly Darwinists, you'll never win my money with that logic.
Someone with an almost-real name is next. "Skelliot" talks about a Christian charity that also performs exorcisms on the needy. I fail to see a problem here and would recommend that most, if not all of you people seek out a qualified priest or rabbi for an exorcism of your own.
Now we go back to names that make no sense at all to me, "PodBlack Cat" writes about something called "Dragon*Con". You know, it's like you atheist Darwinists have a whole other nonsensical language you use to talk to each other. No wonder everyone hates you. Where's your lovable character in pop culture? House M.D.? I think not.
Someone with the obvious pseudonym "Orac" is next with his post on stem cells and how useless they are. Here's a quote from him:
...no validated therapies for embryonic stem cells have yet made it into clinical practice...You can't argue with that. No use for the things equals no abortion equals God is great and Intelligent Design should be taught in schools alongside Darwinism to give children the option of believing what they want.
Also talking about how stem cells have not panned out the way doctors wanted is Dr. Steven Novella who says:
...radioactivity was (a) new and fascinating scientific discovery, (which) lead to a market for radioactive tonics good for a multitude of complaints...See, he's open to new ideas! Other doctors should take lessons from this gentleman.
An obviously disturbed individual who calls his site "Archaeoporn" gives us a shocking bit on the Shroud of Turin. Normally I would not endorse anyone who has "porn" as part of their name, but when you see a nice quote like this from them:
At this point in the year (Easter season), as well as Christmas, they (The Discovery Channel) tend to focus on Christian themes...A good...Bible Code documentary...has...absolutely...valid research.You just have to lend support. At this point, I would like to thank my quote mine...- sorry, "research assistant" - Casey Luskin.
"RationalEyes" has tripe on vaccines and autism on TV. Seriously, the link between those two things is so well established now that to go against it would be like going against the tornado-through-the-junkyard, so you can just skip that post altogether.
Some weirdo calling himself "Happy Jihad's House of Pancakes" drearily meanders on about Reiki for far too long. How many people are giving posts to this thing? Aren't I contracted to only be here for 10 minutes? I could use some breakfast. Oh, alright....
Ah, finally a person with a real name. Michael Meadon at a site called Ionian Enchantment talks about Five Medical Myths in his submission. I believe everything that is in bold in his post - I didn't read the explanations but I assume that he's in agreement with me and as such, I'll thank him for his support of Intelligent Design. This is looking better now.
Michael also mentioned that there was a great article talking about the aforementioned religious relic, the Shroud of Turin. I am not a big reader, but I assume that this is further confirmation that Jesus was real and was the savior of Mankind. I really like Michael.
Next is something called "The Tank Vodcast". I have no idea what a "vodcast" is or how a tank would go about it, but they talk about their Psychic Predictions, so I guess they are ok. Psychics are powerful people and I do not want to be on their bad sides. Just look at what the amazing Sylvia Browne can do:
Apparently Mr. Hal Lindsey lives on the East Coast of Canada because his blog is called "Bay of Fundie". I guess he's an uneducated Darwinist because he misspelled "Fundy", but that's what you get from atheists. I especially like the last cartoon he shows. It's right on the mark.
What? The post was about Hal Lindsey, not by Hal Lindsey? No, you're wrong. ...Why don't you read the post.
About time for another real name. Martin at "Aardvarchaeology", which, I assume, affirms the reality of Noah's ark on a mountain and Jesus' brother's bones being found, talks about weird, and obviously atheist Darwinst German siblings who have sex. Now, does everyone see where Darwinism leads? It leads to homosexuality and incest on a rampant scale. That will, obviously, lead to sex with animals. Do you all want dog-sex in the streets!?
Cripes, now there's someone who calls himself a doctor but has a name that no real doctor would have. PalMD, talks about the flu and Joseph Mercola. He also goes a long way towards confirming what we always knew about Darwinists:
There actually exists a year-round, world-wide surveillance program...the giant conspiracy to take your money and poison you with flu shots.That's right, I know what you're all up to and I'm not going to stand for it. My movie will bring your evil conspiracies to light. My monotone voice and boring demeanor will rile up the masses and drive them towards action!
What? There's more posts to talk about? *sigh*
At some place called "Skepchick" there's a person called "Sam", who gets all excited talking about frog sex. Deviant frog sex, as a matter of fact. You Darwinists will never learn. I do enjoy his use of logic though - the Creator works in mysterious ways, fabricating toads from fungi....
Lastly, also from Skepchick, Stacey talks about Academic Freedom, a subject close to my heart after my film came out. I show clearly how brilliant scientists lose their jobs because of Darwinists shutting the doors to academia and expelling intelligence. Shame on you all. I hope you accept God into your lives and become whole loving members of your communities who love your families and say your prayers.
To close out this festival of hate and Nazi-loving Darwin-atheists, I just want to say: I can't believe how close-minded you all are. I mean, changing your minds all the time, flip-flopping...it's embarrassing to real science. The sort of science that never waivers from its convictions. The science that God revealed to us. I hope you all open yourselves up to true freedom and true debate so we can all agree that God's word is the final one answer to all our questions.
Oh, and stay away from my movie. None of you are invited to see it, except maybe Michael and perhaps Hal Lindsey. Why you people are against America and free speech is beyond me, but if you insist on trying to gain entrance, I'll have you forcibly gagged and removed.
Besides, I don't need you. There'll be plenty of people waiting to see it as well as my new show, America's Most Smartest Model. Anyone? Anyone...?
(In two short weeks, the 84th Skeptic's Circle will be held over at Archaeoporn - make sure to go check it out!)