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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Huge Queen Fred Phelps to Validate Carlin's Popularity

And here I thought it was a bit of an overused ticker that finally brought the wrath of Joe Pesci down on George Carlin, but no, apparently it was God. Yeah, that's right, the perpetual assclowns of the Westboro Baptist Church are planning on picketing Carlin's funeral because he was a "potty-mouth comedian". What a bunch of cunty motherfuckers.

What sort of brain dead wastes of skin actually use the term "potty-mouth" after the age of six? I mean, you certainly don't have to swear up a storm like me or Denis Leary (or, apparently, Jerry Seinfeld[?]), but using terms as though you were in kindergarten is just pathetic. I suppose though, look at who I'm talking about....

I think someone should get seven buff gay dudes to dress in loincloths and have each man write one of Carlin's seven words you "can't say" on his chest. Then show up at the WBC protest site and get the gay dudes to go out and dance to techno music amongst the Phelps clan. That'd make the news for sure and it would be worth it to see the mild discomfort on the faces of the Fuckkles.

Or just get a large group of people to stand with the WBC cult and chant, over and over, louder and louder: Shit! Piss! Fuck! Cunt! Cocksucker! Motherfucker! Tits!

I'd show up for that.

(hat tip once again (this time to Amanda) to Skepchick as well as to Hemant over at The Friendly Atheist)

2 Barbaric Yawps:

At 27/6/08 8:18 am, Blogger Flavin said...

I think a protest of his funeral is exactly what George would have wanted.

And maybe we should call Joe Pesci up. We've got a 50/50 chance he'll show up and get something done.

 
At 29/6/08 1:42 pm, Blogger Heathen Mike said...

Exactly...man, what would I pay to see Joe Pesci take care of Phelps with a Louisville Slugger and a ball-point pen?

A lot.

 

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