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Friday, July 11, 2008

Bill Donohue & the Catholic League - What Tremendous Pussies

After the whole "cracker incident" over at PZ's blog, I just had to comment once again. It seems that Bill Donohue is shaking in his little Pope-Slippers because of PZ's fanatical ranting and threats.

That's right, Donohue has a new press release where he says:
...he’d (Myers) better be careful what he says, because if I get any death threats, it won’t be hard to connect the dots.
Ummm...what's Donohue doing implying death threats when it has been Dr. Myers who has received, I believe, 23 in one day from the douchebags saying shit like, "you better lock your doors and check under your car before you turn the ignition". That's a goddamn threat, Bill - not PZ's stated intent of, you know, desecrating what amounts to a piece of shit Ritz wannabe with Jesus sprinkles.

Donohue actually expresses concern for the safety of Catholics attending this year’s Republican National Convention in Minneapolis:
...Myers’ backyard. Accordingly, Foley has asked the top GOP brass to provide additional security while in the Twin Cities so that Catholics can worship without fear of violence.
(from the aforementioned new press release)

Seriously, a guy says he's going to crumble a cracker, maybe do something objectionable (as defined by a segment of the population) to it, and that's all. Suddenly, the easily offended pussies are all afraid of the bad ol' atheists and their threatening ways that they actually need *gasp* increased security!

What a tremendous douchebag.

He adds:
It is hard to think of anything more vile than to intentionally desecrate the Body of Christ.
Um, how about child rape? I'd say that's about sixty-five million times more vile than doing anything to a fucking cracker. You could seriously take a Catholic Eucharist, shit on it, grind the shit-cracker up into a shitty Jesus sausage, deep fry it, feed it to a baby seal, kill the seal with a Jamie Oliver signature series 12" frying pan, then burn the seal and shit cracker with a blowtorch until it's nothing but carbon and I would STILL say that child rape is sixty-four million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety eight times more vile.

Get a damn life.

3 Barbaric Yawps:

At 12/7/08 11:57 pm, Blogger Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D. said...

Just thank your good fortune that yu don't have the pope in town. Can't say a damn thing here about catholics without being branded a bigot.

 
At 14/7/08 10:49 am, Anonymous yunshui said...

Isn't the Pope over there to apologise for all the kiddy-raping? I'd hope this suggests that Catholicism is starting to gain a sense of perspective re: the intentional buggery of small children, but as the post points out, there's still the Jesus-biscuit issue to resolve first, clearly a far more pressing problem.

That second-to-last paragraph had me choking on my digestive biccie, by the way. Thanks for immensely improving my day with a rant about desecration and child abuse.

 
At 15/7/08 12:16 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

I skipped over the papal slippers link the first time. Man, but that is a funny tradition. Now I feel sorry for the poor bishops etc that they can't just get a good pair of dress shoes and instead have to shuffle around in slippers all day.

One thing we can say for certain is that Donohue and his Catholic cronies have their priorities really weird. Really Bad = woman priests + being mean to crackers, Only Sort of Bad = raping altarboys, Good = spreading HIV and conceiving many unsupportable babies.

 

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