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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Wow. That's Some Cracker-Jack FuckedUpEdNess

PZ nails some dumbasses in a story you really have to read to believe. Seriously, go there and read the link. Then go to a Catholic mass, receive communion - but don't swallow the cracker, leave the church with the cracker, and then videotape yourself defiling it in various heinous ways.

Because defiling a cracker is ok. It's what we like to call a "victimless crime". Yeah yeah yeah, Catholics believe that once the priest says, "This is my body...", that the cracker actually becomes Christ - but that's fucking retarded.

Imagine if Catholics worshipped goats. Imagine if, once the priest said the magic words, they thought the cracker turned into a goat named Lenny. Well that's the same situation as what's actually happening.

Religion rots your brain and turns you into a nutcase. End of story.

4 Barbaric Yawps:

At 9/7/08 3:09 pm, Anonymous Ray said...

Hey Mike, if we ever have that beer and wing night maybe we can also have crackers and dip. The crackers can be ordered here but I don't know what dip would be best. Perhaps your readers can suggest something.

 
At 9/7/08 5:15 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of these same assclowns were undoubtedly pointing and laughing at the Muslim freakout over the Danish cartoons, and telling us how Christians would never behave that way, because theirs is a religion of tolerance and forgiveness. And Christianity, unlike the false religion of those howling ragheads, is based on reason. Hah!

 
At 10/7/08 8:44 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

Have you ever had one of those communion wafers? Man, they are flavourless and awful.

 
At 14/7/08 9:59 pm, Blogger Heathen Mike said...

Yeah, I've had many - but you know what would make 'em better? Spicy salsa cheese.

I wonder if I came up with a Jesus Brand Eucharist Dip, if that'd actually fly? Hmmm...

 

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