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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Jurassic Park - A Documentary

You believe the world's 12,000 years old?
"That's right."
Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?
"Uh-huh."
Dinosaurs. You know, if the world is 12,000 years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point.
Bill Hicks
So Sarah Palin is not a palintologist. Ha! haha...oh, I kill me. No, seriously, I almost want to kill myself because of this. How can a complete gomer like Palin seriously be in the fight for the White House?
Palin told him that "dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time," Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said "she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,"
Ok, so let's assume that that's true - why does she think the Earth is only 6000 years old and not that people are millions? I guess I'm trying to apply logic to a situation that neither requires nor would make use of it.

How is this race even close?! Do the Democrats watch television? Have they seen her try to answer basic fucking questions from Katie Couric? From Charlie Gibson? Jesus fucking Taylor, I'd be impressed if she could answer straight questions from patients in the severe head injury ward of Mt. Sinai. If Joe Biden doesn't kick her ass like it's a brand-spankin' new soccer ball in the VP debate, I'm going to have a really good cry at the state of the world.

3 Barbaric Yawps:

At 29/9/08 8:48 am, Blogger alcari said...

Yes, they watch TV, but you need to keep in mind that most people are idiots.

Here's something that's really scary: McCain could be the oldest president ever, meaning that Palin is really likely to take charge.

*shudder*

 
At 29/9/08 12:26 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me how the Iranian president (Ahmedinejad) could be wrong when he says that "...it's the end of the road for America..", if indeed the people (American people, mind you!) vote for this nutbag team!!

 
At 30/9/08 1:47 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

alcari is right. People are dumb. The average American seems to be dumber still. Our best hope is that they're just too damn lazy to get up and vote. It would also be nice if many of those libertarians down there would vote based on what the Republicans are today (ie. financially incompetent religious whackjobs) instead of what the Republicans used to aspire to be in the old, old, old days.

 

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