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Sunday, March 01, 2009

How Would You Make Milk with Nothing?

Genius. If I were not hip to 80's posterkid and converted "atheist", Kirk Cameron and his NAMBLA-looking, banana-loving Master, Ray Comfort, I'd think that this site were a tremendous Poe.

Seriously, take a look at this little video - a preview from the new season of Way of the Master:
You can always count on Ray Comfort to push the dumbest possible "argument" on people and then claim victory. See, Ray has to do the ambush technique because he knows most people don't spend much, if any, time thinking about religion or retarded questions like, "How do you make honey from nothing?". He knows he can catch people off guard and that's when he makes them look silly for not having a coherent answer for his nonsensical, drug-addled homeless person, unquestions.

How do you make milk from nothing? The correct answer is, "What's your real question, asshole?" He would then have to revert to something like, "Why is there something instead of nothing?", or, "Do you believe that there is an Intelligent Designer who made the universe and everything in it?"

At least that would stop him from wasting your time. Then you could say, "No. I don't. Go blow Kirk."

At 2:23 of the video below (it's painful, so maybe just let it load and skip ahead), Kirk says that he, "knows there's a God" because he's living, he's breathing, and he's standing here. Brings back the ol' "I know there's a God because, well, just look at that pretty sunset." It's about as childish as pooping in your pants, only a bit harder to clean up after.

Then Ray, at about the 3:00 mark says that atheists "hate God". *sigh* Such stupidity is hardly worth countering because it's like explaining that hating Lenny the Flaming Sabre-Tooth Apple Fairy doesn't make sense. You can't hate Lenny, Ray. Sadly, Kirk-n-Ray can't see the how ridiculous these videos make them look and that their sites are most popular among atheists because of the tremendous amount of humour we get from watching them flounder about in their wet-toilet-paper-deep philosophy.

3 Barbaric Yawps:

At 1/3/09 10:24 pm, Anonymous AlisonS said...

These bozos are talking about logic? They don't seem to have the slightest idea that mixing apples and oranges to come up with bananas is just plain silly. Obviously Kirk didn't have the intellectual ability to have been an atheist and has no clue what it really means.

At 5/3/09 8:27 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay pal, you owe me one. The gag reflex was strong as I watched both of these. I think a video of them being ambushed by a non-believer with questions such as "who created the creator" would be very entertaining. I'd imagine their ultimate answer to any logical assault would be "there is a god because I'm alive...". WTF?

By the way, I've been reading your blog every week for a few years now, ever since Randi gave you a plug. Totally enjoy, and in most cases identify with, your commentary and frustration regarding how irrational we humans can be.

At 5/3/09 10:26 pm, Blogger Heathen Mike said...

Anon - Yes, I do owe you at least one. If you're ever in the Toronto area, let me know. Ray and Kirk are awful in the same way that a deep paper cut and some crazy hot-sauce are.

Thanks for reading. It's people like you that make it worthwhile. Corny but true.

Now I'm off to drink, as Lewis Black calls it, "moo-cow-fuck-milk".


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