Serioulsy, Did Anyone NOT See This Coming?
I guess all of us are psychics now. That's right, kids, Bristol Palin, that cauldron of teen hormones run amok, has split from her baby daddy. Aw, that's almost as sweet as Britney's fifty-five hour marriage.
So I guess abstinence education works - provided you're talking abstinence from marriage. Or abstinence from being tied to a redneck motherfucker. You might say that the young couple was Tripped up.
Hahahahahahahaha! Stop, I'll pee! Hahahahaha!
No, seriously. Stop.