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Wednesday, June 03, 2009


People Extremely Touched by Assholishness. Exhibit A. I think I'll have a steak with gravy made from the eyelids of baby seals drizzled over top tonight for dinner. Then maybe I'll take a picture of it, forward it to Ingrid Newkirk and Pam Anderson, and then kill a lamb for tomorrow night's supper.


(tip o' the horn to PZ)

3 Barbaric Yawps:

At 4/6/09 1:26 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a theory that PETA is actually an astroturf front by the meat industry. Nobody can really be that tonedeaf and insensitive.

At 8/6/09 12:44 am, Blogger King Aardvark said...

Yet they manage to snag many hot chicks (aging Pam Anderson excluded) and get them to pose naked. They must be doing something right.

At 8/6/09 12:49 am, Blogger Heathen Mike said...

Well, let no one ever accuse hot chicks of being the smartest persons in the room.

Hot chicks aren't smart for the same reason that guys with big dicks aren't great lovers - they don't have to be. They just show up and most people are more than happy to kiss their asses (among other things). When asked for more, there's often not much on offer.


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