We only had 18 kids last night because we're on a short street extension and the douchebag killjoys around us turn their lights off and don't hand out candy. It's too much walking for too little candy for the kids to bother. For you math folks out there: T.dw/c=:) Where T = time and dw = distance walked and c = candy So that makes it time multiplied by distance walked divided by candy equals happiness.
Leaving the whingy attitudes of my neighbors behind, I decided to make an Alfred Hitchcock pumpkin:
And apparently some "persons of influence" didn't like it too much because...well...here's the result:
Some people just have no sense of the holiday spirit....