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Sunday, November 01, 2009

Halloween!

We only had 18 kids last night because we're on a short street extension and the douchebag killjoys around us turn their lights off and don't hand out candy. It's too much walking for too little candy for the kids to bother. For you math folks out there: T.dw/c=:) Where T = time and dw = distance walked and c = candy So that makes it time multiplied by distance walked divided by candy equals happiness.

Leaving the whingy attitudes of my neighbors behind, I decided to make an Alfred Hitchcock pumpkin:
Hitchcock Pumpkin
And apparently some "persons of influence" didn't like it too much because...well...here's the result:
Mafia Hit Mike
Some people just have no sense of the holiday spirit....

6 Barbaric Yawps:

At 1/11/09 3:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the more candy, the lower the happiness? And the more walking, the higher the happiness? What are you, my mother?

 
At 1/11/09 3:43 pm, Blogger Heathen Mike said...

Yes, I am. Now put on a coat because I'm cold. And stop picking your nose.

 
At 2/11/09 11:42 am, Anonymous mikekoz68 said...

Why don't these "douchebags" turn on their lights and hand out candy? How much does it cost for candy $20 max? Funny how the bad, immoral atheist blogs all talk about giving out candy and its the church-goers that turn out the lights.

 
At 2/11/09 1:43 pm, Blogger Heathen Mike said...

Well, it is a day inspired by Satan, don'tcha know? There can't be a celebratory day that doesn't involve Jesus in which they'll participate, it just wouldn't be Christian.

We need signs for Halloween that say, "Satan is the Reason for the Season".

 
At 7/11/09 12:37 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

We actually had about 30 kids this year, way up from the 5 or so last year. Ran out of candy because we weren't expecting much. Sad to say but in the past we've turned out the lights; we were going to a party that night and forgot that the little kids would be around before we left. So we hid.

My sister in law is one of those "doesn't agree with Halloween because it's Satanic" people. Damned annoying.

 
At 7/11/09 12:37 pm, Blogger King Aardvark said...

And I must say, nice pumpkin. Too bad about being shot in the face though. Better luck next time.

 

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