Low Hanging Fruit
Yeah, I know the Natural News isn't exactly the best place to be sourcing topics from, but I couldn't ignore this one. See, Adams pimps the idea put forward by "water memory" crank Dr. Masaru Emoto that we should blast our "healing intentions" toward Japan.
In fact, the scientific evidence on this matter is irrefutable: Conscious intention directed toward the healing of a person, a place or even an entire ocean has a real and measurable impact on the chosen recipient.Um, where might that evidence be? Just askin'.
The next magically awesome quote is from Emoto himself. Check this shit out:
The energy formula of Albert Einstein, E=MC2 really means that Energy = number of people and the square of people's consciousness.I bet you guys didn't know that the "M" in there stood for the number of people and the "C" is the people's consciousness squared. True story.
And by "true", I mean "not at all true".
Here's Emoto's suggested "prayer":
Please say the following phrase:I wish we lived in a world where these dummies could try to stop a nuclear meltdown with inane non-solutions like this and the situation wouldn't devolve into a giant, destructive catastrophe. It would be so great to watch them fail on such a huge level.
"The water of Fukushima Nuclear Plant, we are sorry to make you suffer. Please forgive us. We thank you, and we love you."
That said, we can't let that happen and the ingenuity of the Japanese people and the countries that are helping out are being tested as we speak. Let the hippies do their prayers and stay at home, leaving the real work to the scientists and smart people on the ground at the scene.
I wonder how prayers are supposed to absorb neutrons emitted from fuel rods....?