Hey, go here and check out your new Geek Zodiac sign. I'm a Ninja/Samurai. That's right, you heard me. Oh, no, wait, you didn't, because I'm in the room with you in my split-toe tabi boots ready to shuriken you in the back of the neck. Bam! Lights out, bitches.
posted by Heathen Mike @ 11:46 PM
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Things I Doubt: Ray Comfort & Kirk Cameron's ability to put together a decent argument...or a decent sandwich, for that matter; Oprah Winfrey's judgment about anything; Jenny McCarthy's anatomical conformity, by which I mean, I think she has neither a brain nor a heart; Jim Carrey's status as a Canadian - am I allowed to unilaterally decline that?; believers in acupuncture and their ability to accept that it is a fantasy; and the justness of a world where I am not rich for my truly amazing humor but Reality TV "stars" continue to rake in the cash.
You have reached the bottom of Heathen. Please look away as it can be unpleasant. Try the top again, it's nice up there.
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Hey what's up?
Love your untethered, distant, controlling astronaut sister.
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