Dear Dumbass Atheist Vandals...
Dear Dumbass Vandals,
I know you think you're being funny and edgy with your "Praise the FSM" graffiti, but you're not. You're annoying and forcing your beliefs onto others, which is precisely why we get annoyed with certain religious people/groups. You are fucking idiots.
Any readers from Bend, Oregon should pay attention to the quote below:
Deschutes County sheriff's deputies said whoever's (sic) caught could be charged with criminal mischief and intimidation -- both misdemeanor crimes that come with possible jail time and fines up to $2,500.If you know these fucking idiots, please call and turn them in. If you are these fucking idiots, turn yourselves in, admit that you're fucking idiots, and clean up your mess. Your actions do NOT represent the opinion of atheists and you are clearly young, impressionable, fucking idiots.
If you have information that could lead to the vandals, you're asked to call the Crime Stoppers Tip Line at 1-877-876-TIPS. You can remain anonymous, and could be eligible for a cash reward.
If you want to chip in to help pay for the clean-up of the churches, Hemant at The Friendly Atheist is organizing a fund-raising drive. Go there and do what you can to correct this wrong.
(h/t to Jake over at The Good Atheist)