The Pope Thinks We'll Be In Heaven Too!
Pope Frank said that atheists can be good and get into Heaven recently, which has caused a bit of a kerfuffle. Most people are saying that the Pope is a swell fella for acknowledging that we godless types aren't just baby-eating, amoral, murderous animals, but that we can actually be good and lead productive lives. Sure, that's great. Good for him.
The thing is, I really don't care what he thinks of me or my godlessness. I know I'm good and I know that the mass majority of godless people are great - that's painfully obvious. It's like he's getting a pat on the back for saying that women are people too, or that no, children shouldn't be raped. Why would you have respect for a person like that and let them lead you morally?
Nonsense. I mean, good on him, but jesus christ. Keep the fuck up, will ya?